Likely you've seen this gem from our possible new Chairman of the Senate Science & Space subcommittee:
"Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 10, 2014
Thankfully Charlie Todd, founder of Improv Everywhere, gives the perfect answer that saves me from going blue or saying mean things about the honorable Senator:
"Obamacare for the Internet." So, affordable access for all, no lifetime data caps, and you can use your parents HBO password until 26?
— Charlie Todd (@charlietodd) November 11, 2014